You Made My Day

Lookee here what the cat dragged in, I thought that you’d left town

Where have you been hiding, anyway?

I cussed you out a hundred times, you never come around

Drag it in and sit it down, you made my day

    (Into the audience, shaking hands)

     You made my day, you made my day

      Drag it in and sit it down, you made my day

How come you make me miss you so, I could jerk a knot in you

What happened? Did you forget the way?

How come you always know when I cook up home brew?

Dry your feet and wet your whistle, you made my day

Chorus

Hot darn if you don’t look a sight, your hair slicked down so fine

Who’s your undertaker, anyway?

Sitting there a grinning just like you’re in your right mind

Let me squeeze that hand, you made my day

Chorus

You’re the biggest rascal, ever come down the pike

What happened? Bars all closed today?

You hiding from your creditors?  Is your bookie out on strike?

Shucks you’re welcome here, you made my day