Grandpa's Old Guitar Grandpa was a honkytonking man He lived by a very simple plan Never work before noon, keep your guitar in tune And have yourself the most fun that you can One day he came home early from the bar Gave Daddy the keys to
Goes Without Saying When I kiss you to bed at night it goes without saying When I turn on that morning light it goes without saying When things go wrong when things go right When we kiss when we fight Goes without saying so I’ll say
Friend In Pennsylvania Got a friend in Pennsylvania, got a brother in Saint Paul Got an uncle in Alaska, don’t see him much at all This eighteen-wheeler takes me where I want to be Got a friend in Pennsylvania and a wife in Tennessee I’m
I Won The Lottery I’VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE IN THE POCKET OF MY PANTS THE LETTER MY BOSS WILL GET FROM ME IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO SEE ME AT WORK…NO CHANCE I WON THE STATE LOTTERY YES BOSS, I WON THE LOTTERY, YOU’LL
Country Music Hit me with some country, music right from Nashville, Tennessee Songs you hear on the Opry, like the last word in lonesome is me I walk the line drinking honkytonk wine Stand by your man or set me free Anytime you’re feeling lonely
Pass The Ammunition Hallelujah! and Amen! for the sisters and the brothers Packing heat in church so they can do it unto others The message in this land of well-regulated militia Is when the shooting starts hit your knees and pray they miss ya. For example, take
So Shoot Me Got no money and my face looks funny I call everybody Honey, but I love you I hate work and I hate jerks I have some peculiar quirks, but I love you I go to bars and pick up scars I’m always driving
Weirdliness Early every morning before the sun is up I go out in the back yard, feed my little pup He sure loves that doggy, the neighbors all have said Hell, it ain't the dog I love it's going back to bed Sure I'm weird,
These Old Bones THEY ACHE AND THE CREAK, THEY SHAKE AND THEY’RE WEAK AND THEY’RE ALL ALONE………..THESE OLD BONES THEY DON’T MOVE FAST AS THEY DID IN THE PAST THEY STAY NEAR HOME………….THESE OLD BONES BUT THEY REMEMBER THE ARMS THAT EMBRACED
Hangin' In There Twenty years ago a doctor told me If I didn't smoke or drink no more I just might live another year I said what the hell, too late now Can't slow down, don't know how That doctor's in his grave and I'm still here
Welcome To The Human Race THE QUESTION’S NOT DO YOU HAVE TROUBLES,THAT’S THE HUMAN STATE TELL ME HOW YOU COPE WITH THEM, I’LL TELL YOU HOW YOU RATE TAKE THIS FROM
Bonds Of Youth I lost a treasure cent by cent Scarcely noticing I spent Childhood dreams, secrets shared Ramming free, no one cared Side by side in bowling pits Caddying for the local rich Lifting weights, playing ball Elvis parties, we did it all Ah, the days
Brief Nudity ALL DAY LONG I’M PUNCHING KEYS AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN SOME DAYS I THINK THEY’RE PUNCHING ME AND I’M THE DAMN MACHINE I CAN’T WAIT TO HURRY HOME, TURN ON MY TV GET ME SOME VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF
Heavenly Love Devil, I was a devil, raising hell in any way I could Rebel, they called me rebel Damn the man who called me something good They said I always would be a devil Ramming hard and living wild and free Then heaven sent me
MOVING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING TO FIND THAT I’M STILL HERE NOBODY BY MY SIDE TO SAY HELLO NO LIPS TO SHARE A SMILE OR KISS AWAY A TEAR SUDDENLY I KNOW IT’S TIME TO GO I’M MOVING ON, I’M
Thank Heaven! They're always there They always care They treat me like a millionaire Those old friends They're the best friends of mine They will be around Won't let me down They pick me back off up the ground They're a godsend Those old friends of
HOMEBOUND ALL OF THE HONKEYTONKS IN ALL OF THE TOWNS ALL OF THE WINE AND THE SMOKES ALL OF THE YEARS AND ALL OF THE TEARS ALL OF THE BEERS AND THE JOKES ALL OF THE ARMS THAT HAVE HELD ME AT NIGHT AND THE
Rough Diamond Dirty days and naughty nights Working, chasing, picking fights He works hard just like he plays Naughty nights and dirty days He works all day without a shirt Some say its tan, some day it's dirt He finds troubles in the cars The troubles
On Inauguration day It makes a man feel lucky just to be alive In a land where he can do what he thinks best I'm free to roam the mountains and forests of the East Or chase down wild horses in the West Lord, I want to
Exit Right There's the door, please use it You have had your final chance You have shamefully abused it Don't let it hit you in your pants Don't want no more of your excuses Don't want to hear you lie and shout Don't want no more
Touching Greatness I once met, interviewed, and took a photo of MLK Jr. He spoke at the Cornell University chapel
Guy I Used To Be You’re not looking at the guy I used to be I could jackknife off a rope, swinging from a tree Swim beneath the river ‘til I reached the other side Naked in a gang of friends with nothing left to hide Everyone would
City Cowboy Why are you wearing a suit and a tie city cowboy? Riding up there at a desk in the sky city cowboy Why are your shoes getting thin from hitting
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