ALL DAY LONG I’M PUNCHING KEYS AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN

SOME DAYS I THINK THEY’RE PUNCHING ME

AND I’M THE DAMN MACHINE

I CAN’T WAIT TO HURRY HOME, TURN ON MY TV

GET ME SOME VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY

MY DOCTOR SAYS I CAN’T UNWIND

AND MY EYES ARE GETTING WORSE

HE SAYS I’M CERTAIN TO GO BLIND

IF I DON’T GO CRAZY FIRST

IT’S KILLING ME, CAN’T COPE NO MORE

THERE’S JUST ONE REMEDY

MORE VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY

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CAN’T WAIT TO SEE …WHAT’S ON TV

VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE, OR BRIEF NUDITY

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I USED TO GO OUT ON A DATE

BUT I HAVE MY SOAP QUEENS NOW

COMPARED TO THEM REAL GIRLS DON’T RATE

THEY JUST DON’T SHOW ME HOW

I DON’T HAVE TO TURN IT ON, MY TV TURNS ON ME

WITH VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME

WHY TODAY’S KIDS ARE SO RUDE

CRIME’S THE WORST IN HISTORY

MOVIE STARS POSING NUDE

WHY CAN’T FOLKS BEHAVE THEMSELVES

AND STAY AT HOME LIKE ME?

WITH VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY

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MORE CRUDITY…MORE LEWDITY

MORE VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY

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LET’S HEAR IT FOR THOSE TV FOLKS

THEY GIVE US WHAT WE CRAVE

DIRTY MOVIES, FILTHY JOKES, FUN FROM CRIB TO GRAVE

CANCELLED ALL MY NEWSPAPERS, WHO NEEDS REALITY?

JUST VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY