ALL DAY LONG I’M PUNCHING KEYS AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN
SOME DAYS I THINK THEY’RE PUNCHING ME
AND I’M THE DAMN MACHINE
I CAN’T WAIT TO HURRY HOME, TURN ON MY TV
GET ME SOME VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY
MY DOCTOR SAYS I CAN’T UNWIND
AND MY EYES ARE GETTING WORSE
HE SAYS I’M CERTAIN TO GO BLIND
IF I DON’T GO CRAZY FIRST
IT’S KILLING ME, CAN’T COPE NO MORE
THERE’S JUST ONE REMEDY
MORE VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY
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CAN’T WAIT TO SEE …WHAT’S ON TV
VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE, OR BRIEF NUDITY
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I USED TO GO OUT ON A DATE
BUT I HAVE MY SOAP QUEENS NOW
COMPARED TO THEM REAL GIRLS DON’T RATE
THEY JUST DON’T SHOW ME HOW
I DON’T HAVE TO TURN IT ON, MY TV TURNS ON ME
WITH VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
WHY TODAY’S KIDS ARE SO RUDE
CRIME’S THE WORST IN HISTORY
MOVIE STARS POSING NUDE
WHY CAN’T FOLKS BEHAVE THEMSELVES
AND STAY AT HOME LIKE ME?
WITH VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY
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MORE CRUDITY…MORE LEWDITY
MORE VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY
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LET’S HEAR IT FOR THOSE TV FOLKS
THEY GIVE US WHAT WE CRAVE
DIRTY MOVIES, FILTHY JOKES, FUN FROM CRIB TO GRAVE
CANCELLED ALL MY NEWSPAPERS, WHO NEEDS REALITY?
JUST VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE AND BRIEF NUDITY